Embarassing moments in life!

Okay, I tend to do things in my life neither turns my face red or embarrass myself just out of being clumsy and just out right a dumbass. I try to brush it off as nothing because it's so embarrassing in the end I have to laugh at myself. I try to not take anything serious because most of the time I tend to see things in a fun light. I will write some of my embarrassing moments and most of them are truly funny. I will jump from past to present and all in between. The first embarrassing moment was when my BFF and I went on our trip to California. We saved our money so we could have a great time but this trip also had many of embarrassing moments. The hotel we stayed at had a restaurant and had some good looking guys working there and this one day I was drinking a glass of water and the ice in the glass splashed the water all over my 19 year old pretending to be all that and a cute waiter coming over asking me if I wanted more water when half of the glass of water was on my face. Can you say go hide under a rock. How cool is this situation? Not so smooth and more like awkward. The next time was coming back on the airplane from San Francisco to Toronto. We took the red eye flight out so everyone was quiet and my BFF wanted something to drink so I was going to go up and get her a drink but when I was about to get up I burped and sneezed at the same time so it was loud and not only that a mother with her baby just managed to get her baby to sleep and I made the baby cry. Lets just say I didn't get up and I tried to hide in my small airplane seat. How crazy is that making a baby cry? I felt so bad and it's not like I could go anywhere because I was on an airplane. My hubby and I got into a Habit every time we saw a Police Car we would go "oh there's the Po Po","Five oh, Five Oh". I know it's lame and it wasn't to disrespect the Police or anything but more like goofing around in the car. Lets just say we don't do it anymore. When my daughter was 15 months old we always took a daily walk to our neighbourhood grocery store and the local Police Officers would hang out at Baha Fresh for lunch and this one day my daughter who was 15 months remember decided to yell out "momma, look the Po Po", of course, they all turned around and looked at us. I almost died of embarrassment. I came back and said, yes Police Officers and got the hell out of there. We don't do the goofing in the car anymore or say anything like that anymore. Man, children are definitely like sponges. It just amazes me how she put Po Po with Police Officer because we never actually pointed out a Police Officer and said there's the Po Po. We definitely learned our red faced lesson on this one. I didn't realize how long with children distractions this entry would take so long so this is my last embarrassing moment. I may even do a entry or two on all embarrassing moments because I have plenty to write a thick book about on them. I can't remember how old I was at the time. I think it's more like I want to forget my age because at the time I just wanted to hide in the mud I was laying in. (no pun intended) :) A friend of mine owned a horse and this particular day the guys summer soccer team were practicing at the High School field and we as in my friends were hanging out watching them play and for some reason I asked if I could ride the horse. I rode a pony before and in my head thinking what an expert I am in my life growing up on a farm as a little wee one. Okay I was 5 years old when I last rode on a pony. I just said a pony. I thought in my pee brain I knew what I was doing taking a ride on a Horse!! She said yes, so the next thing I remember the horse took off down to the Elementary School Field. I tried to stop it and then in a panic I was screaming for the horse to stop and then it did but I didn't stay up on the said horse but FLEW over the head of the horse and landed in a thick layer of mud with the whole guys soccer team watching me. This scene would have been perfect on "America's Funniest Home Videos" or "You Tube". At least, I remembered to stay still so the scared Horse wouldn't trample me. The one thing is it was during the summer and I could have hid in my room all summer but unfortunate for me I was a soccer player and had to hear about it for weeks from all the guys. Now, it's funny but not so much back then! Whatever embarrassing moments you have in your life, it's easier to just have a good laugh even when it involves you. Take care, Peace! Edit: I remembered this last embarrassing moment and it is pretty funny. I used to be involved in lots of different sports as a kid, from swimming, basketball, soccer, and of course downhill skiing. Between soccer and downhill I would say they were my favorite sports. This one time our 7th grade class decided to go downhill skiing for a school trip or was it the 9th grade. I can't remember but I thought I was good, okay I was good but this particular day I wanted to show off. My friends and I would have races to see who could get down to the bottom of the hill first and this one day I hit an ice patch and my left ski fell off and I tumbled a good distance down the hill. AS I looked up half of the chair lift was watching me do some Olympic tumble down the hill. I'm sure it looked like a horrendous fall because I most likely looked like a pathetic rag doll doing gymnastics down the hill and when I stopped I was fine but it was pretty embarrassing when I was bragging how a great skier I was before the trip. I got teased for this one but at least, I didn't sprain my ankle in my ski boot like a friend of mine did. Neither her boot was too big or she didn't tighten her boot properly. Making an ass out of myself is my speciality!